The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2014 annual report for this blog. I shall endeavour to Annotate it as I see fit.
Here’s an excerpt:
A San Francisco cable car holds 60 people. This blog was viewed about 730 times in 2014. If it were a cable car, it would take about 12 trips to carry that many people.
What an underwhelming comparison, “Your Blog is as popular as 15 minutes of rush hour on a Tuesday.”